Monday, February 28, 2011

The last single man

Yes, things are heading that way. Catholic guy is officially in a relationship. Psychologist guy is almost there. H's is in that country, like forever. What's left from me? Just the wish of meeting some hot italian like Julio Capeletti...

Saturday, February 26, 2011

OH MY GAYISHHHH: Raoul Bova

"How does Italy do it? And by do it I mean raise some of the hottest and most masculine looking men in the world." This was the question of one of my friend bloggers on the other day.
And I said, I don't know, but I'm going to find out next June :P ITALY here I gooooo
Envy me Bitches..........










Tuesday, February 22, 2011

In two weeks, B is gonna roll....



I always thought I should have been born in Texas. Finally, I'll have the chance to become a full throat cowboy... :P

OMGAYISH ALERT

I think today I saw the smallest dick in the world.
Yes it is true, a guy in my Gym. I'm not a type of person to stare peoples junks in the locker room, but damn the guy was hot and right in front of me so I couldn't close my eyes.
So all that hotness vanished as soon as I looked down, damn it was small, I almost thought that he was a horny girl with clitoris out, but what makes it even more funnier is the way that he walked and his attitude, typical of a all day "Gymmer" was kind of "Hey look at my abs, yeah" or more like "Look at me Im the king of the Gym"
I though, not with that dick you aren't.

Cute face, perfect body and tiny dick, not at all a good combination.

In order to forget this tiny nightmare I'll give you: Sean Lamont





Saturday, February 19, 2011

To shave or not to shave?



Big question today. I'm so cutting my hair, but if I shave or not my hair is troubling me. Maybe a third way?


Friday, February 18, 2011

The word of God!!!

If God hates Fags, why'd he make us so cute?



Not my Glee


OMG, what the hell was that episode about? Justin Bieber? Seriously? No, like seriously?? One of the worst Glee episodes ever. If weren't for the last song from My Chemical Romance, the songs would be an utter disaster. Ok, Zizes was fun to watch, and the Diva War was OK, but other than that, it was Bieberawful.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

GAY GAY GAY

I can't be more Gayish than this.

Today is the day, britney is back with more HOT STUFF

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Temptation

So after my hot dream with my friend hot husband, I am being harassed. So on monday, yes Valentines Day I wake up with a sound of a SMS.
"Hey boy, what happen to you, I miss you a lot, the other day i though about you and I got really horny". Well at first I was thinking, a horny SMS, it Marketing GUY (a.k.a Boyfriend). NOT
So it seems that a former "hook up" of mine, saw me on the other day and remember all the "sex" that I can give and wants some cock in his mouth.
So slowly I said, "Sorry I can't drink coffee today, I'm meeting my boyfriend" and the reply was "You still have a boyfriend? Damn I guess you can't fuck me like an animal or could you?
This led me to one question, just because I'm gay does it mean that I should be promiscuous? That i shouldn't be faithful? Of course not. This is in fact one of the reasons that I hate the "common" gay people. Of course that I'm no saint, but that doesn't mean that I should be a "gay slut"
I just replyed to him " You know that I'm no bitch slut", minutes later "Yes I know, thats one of the reason that I really liked you".
No drama here I think.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

My obsession: Nick Youngquest

I discovered him, maybe two or three years ago, and I never was the same again. The damn guy is just perfect... for a married straight guy. But he's just insanely hot and very dedicated to gay causes... What more can I want? Oh yes, that he someday crosses to my playing field...

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Oxford Guy enjoyed the night, I would say

"... had a great time yesterday!! ;) We really need to hang out more often, to dance as hard as we can (it's good for the soul...) and when you do it with a bit of a flirt, then it's explosive. ehehe

Hugs and have a nice week!"

Keep life sexy (but with no drama please)



There's a funny thing about saturday's nights. It's rather fascinating how what can happen during one night can produce shock waves during all week. And yes, it's already starting to produce drama. H, you don't what you missed last night.

B's Story - Part II

My promise was kept until 4 years ago, when I was at medical school, and my life was perfectly normal. The university was going well, my mother and family was proud of me, I had good friends with whom I went to the cinema or to take a drink. None of them knew about me and I never was again with another guy, for something more than friendship. Although I could look to some guy and find him hot, and maybe have an exchange of looks with him, I never passed that. And I always assume that every guy was straight, so I never understood some mix signal that could be sent to me.

That year, when I was studying for my exams I was so tired that I thought I could take a break. I went on-line and I registered in a gay site. I was in another big city, where no one knew me and I thought I could manage to have some gay friends. My friends and colleagues usually talked that they had gay friends, but me, no luck... Ironic, right? I searched many profiles, and saw really hot guys. The problem is, most of them only want sex and don't usually are very bright... I added several guys to my messenger, but none of them manage to seduce me to a big chat. Until I found someone. Him, meaning... let's say Peter. Peter was different. First, was a lot more cute than the others, and it was around my age (22). From the first talk, we simply matched. We didn't had many common interests, but we simply enjoy a lot to talk and trade messages.

When I met Peter, I understood he was different. Well, the fact that he didn't asked me about sex (at least for some weeks), it was a first time. At first sight, I didn't had much expectations. We had completely different lives, families and tastes. But we manage to find some common ground, very solid ground. It's funny that we only met personally, when it had passed more than a month. Why? Let's see. When I met him, I was about to go into holidays with my family. I asked him that we met for at least two days, before I went on the trip. He refused, because he thought that was a very short time to know me and to go in a hiatus. So, we passed more than a month only talking by the internet and by phone occasionally.

When I arrived to my destination, I started to spend much time on the internet. And I was a little bit excited to return. My mother understood that, but didn't care much. I was always had a great relationship with her. I was the only person who could convince her on doing something she didn't wanted, and she was used that I would tell her the most important things that happen in the university. But she found strange that I didn't liked to have anyone near me, looking to the screen of the computer, when I was in there.

One day, I was in the computer and my mother tries to read what I was chatting. I hide it quickly. She sits next to me (we were alone in the house), and tells me something: You know that yesterday, when you went outside to talk at the phone, you let a window open (she never touches my PC, only looks), and I read it and I know. I was took by surprise, and asked: - You know what? She answered: -I know that you're in a relationship with another guy. I simply had a shock. I simply wasn't prepared for that moment. I had imagined lots of times how would my mother found out about me and how would react. None of my thoughts were close. I knew she would take badly, since my family was very conservative, but well she took it into a whole new different level.


Question of the day!!

Is it wrong to have pornographic dreams with my high school husband?
And is it really wrong to have hot pornographic dreams with my boyfriends and my friend hot husband together?
Damn you hot flashes ;)

Saturday, February 12, 2011

A trip to the Supermarket

So this afternoon I have a little get together with some of my high school friends.
So I hit the supermarket to buy some cheese and toasted bread, it should of been a usual trip to the supermarket. During my shopping I was talking on the phone with my boyfriend to choose a good cheese and doing the lame stuff that all boyfriends do.
So with the cheese on my left hand and with the toasts on the other I hung up the phone and went to the cash register to pay my stuff, and like the gay man that I am, I choose one with a nice boy (OMG).
I pay my things and as soon as I get to my car I double check my receipt, and what do I find?
A phone number a big red 9 numbers and a  2 words, "CALL ME"
Well we know that cows don't have phones, but slutty supermarket boys definitely have.





FYI: The receipt is on the garbage ;)

B's Story - Part I

I don't know the specific age that I realized I was gay. Maybe 14 or 15, or even sooner. I don't know. I just knew. Since I was raised in a very catholic family, I never mentioned this to anyone, neither I approached any guy. Keeping a low profile was my motto, lowest as possible.

I was a normal guy and what many can call the "perfect" son. I rarely go out at night, I was a good student at school, and my parents loved to introduce me to his friends as a role model. They were pleased with me, even if I hated them. I manage to show convincing smiles and tell two or three funny sentences, that would delight them. The fact that I usually appear much younger than I really am, would help to impress.

When my father died, I was 11 years old. My brother, 7. It was a pretty hard hit for me. Despite that, everyone was happy with me. My brother was always the "troubles" son. Although he was kind of intelligent, he was a little bit lazy. He always preferred to play soccer than to study. He always had a bad temper, and couldn't control himself in some situations. It contrasted with my absolute calm at the table. My mother was more worried with him than with me, obviously.

Since very young I wanted to be a doctor, getting to med school. The thrill of helping people, the blood in the OR, it always amazed me. No one doubted that I would manage to achieve that. Indeed I did, and for the first time I left home to proceed with my studies.

But before that, let me talk about my love life. Pretty boring, actually... But well. I grew up being a closeted gay, obviously! No one had the slightest idea, of my actual taste. And at home, girls were never the subject, so I was pretty happy with that. At that age, I continued to be pretty shy and I was horrified with the simple idea of reaching for a guy and trying to seduce him. The simple thought that he wasn't and someone knowing about me that was out of "my control", scared the hell out of me. So, I had only one option - the Internet. Looking back now, I realize how I was another regular teenager with the hormones flowing through my body at high speed.

I met several guys on-line and started to know the gay stuff. I was about 16 years old, I think. As usual, most of the guys wanted one thing - sex. At the time, I didn't knew that, or at least I thought that there was more than that... It took a while, but finally I had the courage to meet a guy. The story is a little bit complicated, if I have time, I will tell later, but bottom line we met. How was it? Terrible.

He was too girly for my taste, and when I was with him I was counting the hours to get rid of him. He found me cute, and at the time, I was flattered. Now I know that guys like him, don't usually say the opposite when they want someone. After this date, I went back on-line and met a second guy. I was really taking chances, so I met him in the day after I chat with him. We arranged a place, and he passed with his car and picked me up. Yeah, I know. For someone as shy at me, it was quite a performance, entering a car of a complete strange. How was it? Well, better than the first one. And yeah, when I returned from his home I wasn't a virgin anymore. How did it felt? Pretty normal, I think. I used to imagine that I would be completely filled with pleasure and happiness. It was good, don't get me wrong, but it lacked something. When I was arriving home, I remember thinking: "Damn, I'm no longer virgin. And so what? Everything is the same, I'm not telling anyone so...". Ah, and I forget to tell. He was married and much older than me. Yeah, that's right. When we were leaving his house, he pulled his wallet and shows me a picture and tells me: "This is my wife. Cute, isn't she?" I answered, "well... yeah". And I asked: "You're really married, or it's like only in paper?" - "Oh no, also in the church. I had the whole ceremony." - "I see.", I said. - "Look, I pledged to God that I wouldn't be unfaithful to another woman, not another man!" I thought, well that's a way to put it I think... But remained quiet, it was too much stuff for one day.

After my second date, this guy wanted to repeat with me. I told them that I would contact him again. Of course I didn't. I don't know quite well why I didn't wanted. Maybe I was afraid that something come up, or someone found out. Don't know. But I went back on-line and I met another person. He wasn't looking for sex, and it seemed a nice guy. We met, and spent an entire day traveling and talking. He opened my eyes to a lot of stuff. Guess what? He knew the guy from my first experience, and started to explain me what this world is all about. I kinda freaked out with some of the stories he told me. After I say goodbye, I took one decision. I would never meet more guys on the net. I'm over. How wrong I was...

Friday, February 11, 2011

OH MY GAYISHHHH : Aden Jaric

And this is the reason I love Porn :P
 
 

I'm feeling... Jesse Roberts



Baby, I was born this way



Gay alert. When you receive, during a medical conference, a text message to notify you that the new song of Lady Gaga is about to be unleashed in 3 hours, you know that you can't get any gayer than that.

Gay Dream !!!

So today I was thinking. What is the biggest dream of all gay people?

Get married? not
Get laid? Sure, but thats easy.
Have kids? Thats a Big NO.
So what's the big dream?

Having sex with the delivery boy of your Pizza? Fuck YA.
well I think everyone has this dream, like B " I HAVE A DREAM that my pizza boy will be hot, and the delivery will turn to a porn scene".
I have the same dream every Wednesday, I hunk delivering my Pizza, but instead, Pizza Hut makes a ugly son of a bitch go to your home and say "that will be $19,50".
This week even my boyfriend said. "Jesus Christ, if it's not an over-fat ugly son of a bitch they send an ugly fat lesbo to kill our sex mood".
I think I'll write a letter to Pizza Hut saying, "Dear Mr Pizza Hut, the gay community wants sex, please in your delivery menus include some deserts like Chocolate Cocks or some mind Blowing Blow-jobs or even some great fit asses.

For ever yours H"

Thursday, February 10, 2011

To point or not to point

Imagine you have a friend who seems to be falling for the wrong guy. It's a good friend but you say to yourself that you're a neutral friend when it comes to dating and love stuff, so you stayed quiet and politely said "hello" when meeting the "friend". After a while, things didn't go forward and you're friend asks you why you didn't warned him and intervene, so he wouldn't made a mistake. You try to argue the "neutral" point.

Imagine now that your friend has a new "friend", who you happen to know it's not a very recommendable guy. This time, you try to argue that he's probably not the best person and you point to facts of his past. Your friends seems to hear you, but from then on, he is more silent and you know something is going on. He's still getting to know the other guy, but he's upset with you. It doesn't help that you're not a role model when it comes to these things, specially when you're always attracted to freaks and not so "role model" boys.

So, what can we do?

Not so romantic Glee episode - I like



I was afraid that Tuesday's Glee episode, Silly Love Songs, would be a disaster, filled with so many lame lines and songs. Actually, I was surprised to see so much cheating, that even eclipsed the real romance in the episode.

I just loved watching Darren Criss singing at the shop to the not so hot guy, but well, he absolutely killed with that song. And hell yeah, he's so hot.

Zizes is on to becoming a very very cool character. I'm like already a fan and I automatically chuckle every time I see her. And Puck kissing her? OMG, almost hot! :P

And well, Rachel has a nice voice and sang Firework flawlessly, but she's no Kate Perry... Sorry guys, but nice episode overall.

New York or Oxford?

This week I'll meet Oxford guy. Next week, I'll meet NY guy. Two very different, but very sexy, provocative, bright and interesting guys. And complex. Dunno what more can I say...

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Dedicated to H

Am I too Gay?

The first time that I though that I was gay was when I was 13. And it's all Britney Spears fault.
I remember pretty well. I heard it for the first time in the summer of 98. It was my song, it got all the moves. I heard it all summer. Until one day, at the end of that summer, some kid call me FAG just because I was singing Britney Spears.
As a result, that kid had a broken arm and leg (no I didn't hit him, I just pushed him and he felt down on some rocks, nothing much) and made me think. AM I GAY just because I liked Britney Spears? (I also liked Cher at that the time, but who didn't?).
Through the years I tried to forget Britney Spears (and Cher) to become a MAN. No man can listen to Pop Music, I started to date girls and I even lost my virginity to one (OMG yes it's sad). But also through the years Britney Spears kept releasing more and more albums and hitting always number one, like she was saying "come to the gay side of the force H".
I was trying to forget the "gay lord" inside of me, until one MTV's VMA show where the gay force was too stronger to resist. MADONNA, BRITNEY & CHRISTINA AGUILERA.
It was at that day that I decided, I'll will not pretend anymore. I am better than this. I'll embrace my "gay lord" and Britney Spears for the rest of my life (and Cher can get a hug also).

So all these years have passed and I am still Gay or should I say a "Man to Man person", and guess what Britney will release a new album. So in conclusion to spot a gay guy in the street, in the elevator or even at your niece's school (someday I'll tell you the story) you just try to ear what he is listening on his Ipod. If it's Britney Spears and he knows Cher, I am pretty shore that he maybe is into cock :P

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

A very zombie Glee


Let's face it, I enjoyed this episode. Like Dewitt from Man Daily says "Glee is the Super Bowl for gays" and it was a good episode overall. Yeah, there were annoying things (What's with the Warblers and all that song? Jeez, if only Darren Criss wasn't hot, it would a complete and utter failure). Puckerman and Rachel did a pleasant performance, but the zombie part killed the show. All the drama around Karofsky, almost, almost came to a happy ending, but well, bullies will be bullies.

By the way, the monstrous wrestler chick did pull some laughs from me, very nice indeed. I'm looking forward to know more on Karofsky, come back Emma and please, will someone pull Kurt out of that school. What's the fun of watching him on the back with an uniform? Even me, who can't tell the difference of an Alexander McQueen from a Pilot's uniform, misses his weird outfits.

P.S. Funny thing about H. He loathes Glee, but guess what, he managed to watch this week's episode sooner than me. Don't worry, it's his "cousin"... Poor H, being forced to watch the Gay Super Bowl. I would thought that he would have enjoyed a zombie number (remembering our good friend R, software engineer), but no point. The man is just masochist and keeps watching the show...

OH MY GAYISHHHH : SIMON DEXTER

In the spirit of sports I'll give you Sean Cody's hot hunk Simon Dexter:








Yes, Sports is HOT