Paris......2nd Season

So last weekend a friend of mine invited me to see Janet Jackson ( laim I know) in Paris, and since I love that city I said, Fuck YA.

There is something really kinky about Paris in the summer. I lived there for six months and I never noticed that Paris was full of hunks. Starting with the Police man and finishing with the Fireman.....all of them had perfect asses and I mean perfect all muscles.

In this case Paris wasn't the city of Love for me Paris is more city of hot dudes that don't have any shame to be shirtless for the tourists. 

PS: As for the concert, Worst concert of my life bah.

 

Royal Wedding

So this week happened the marriage of the week, the gay prince married a nice fine woman. Cheers for new couple.
 And thank god the hot prince is still available.
I'm not too fun for William, yes he is a good looking guy, but I like Bad boys, and that's a royal tittle taht only Harry has it.
Oh Harry, can I be crown you?? I'll bet I'll do it one day (in my dreams)

 

 

 

 

Attention B, DO NOT READ THIS

Should we just quick when things are not quite what you were expecting?
Human beings are built to resist or almost everything, we can survive high school, we can survive college and we even can survive middle 20s crisis. But are we built to survive other humans?
Ok so I am in a middle of the 20s crisis, if that even exists, I really don't know what I want.
I mean, I think I have most of what every Homo wants, a good career a good man for a boyfriend, excellent friends so I really don't know what is missing. It's almost like I'm in a middle of Julia Roberts bad movie, yes I said it I hate Julia Roberts. In this movie the bitch felt the need to go around the world and Eat like a pig, Love like an sexless Indian and Pray like a imbecile until she one day she found out that what she really wanted was a Latino dick inside of her. In my case, I'm eating like a pig, loving every bit of it and praying that the next day I don't eat anymore.
I'm missing my old life, I'm missing my old habits and most important I'm missing my old me.
I'm so hitting the gym to erase these thoughts. 

PS: Yes B I'm Human lol

Uniform Pleasures

So today I wake up with my sister screaming over the phone saying that her car was stolen.
OH MY GAYISH god, just what I need a str8 drama in my gayish life.
So, as a good brother that I am, I went to the nearest Police station with her.
I waited in the lobby as my sister was filling the forms, and  I started wondering, "where the hell are the police man" all I saw were masculine girls in uniforms.
This day wasn't starting to well, first a str8 bitch wakes me up screaming on the phone and now I don't see a single uniform dick in the Police Station. This isn't right.
Minutes later I hear a voice "Mr, can I help you with something?" As I look up my face froze as I just have a crouch in my vision sight, and BAM, I have a hot cop with his stick right in front of me. My first though was, "Yes you can, you can start by dropping your pants and show me your nice tight ass."
It was like God just heard my thoughts, not only one hunk police man, but 3 hunks and a daddy hunk cop shown up in the thin air. I bet that that masculine lesbian bitch cop was hidding them from me.
Finnally things were getting interesting. I was like in gayish police station heaven. God bless the person that robbed my sister's car.
I'm so going to still a car tonight, "please Mr Policeman, arrest me, I've been a really bad boy".

Who's your daddy

Yesterday I saw the most eatable and hunk guy in the world.
No, I'm not crazy. even my boyfriend had to stop to have a clear view of that intense body with a baby attached.
I'm not crazy for children, but when they have a daddy like that, I GO WILD.
Babies are like jewelery, they bring out our good looks. Every guy who has an average look, when we had a baby....POOF he suddenly turns out to be a perfect 10.
From now on bitches, if you see a lost baby, the first thing you are going to ask them is "Who's your daddy?"

 

Dead Gayish

It's been a moister of hell and fucking HELL this few weeks.
I've been working like a slave literally from 8 to late every fucking day since my vacation was over, I mean is this a sick punishment that God is throwing at me just because I'm gay? Not...... It's just the economic crisis, nothing new on this subject.
Today B made a new friend (he will tell you the details) and guess what, HE HAS A TWIN, FUCKING FAN OF BRITNEY SPEARS AND LADY GAGA, STR8 BROTHER.
Does this means that I am closer to conquer my ultimate sexual fantasy ???? NOT

 

 

OMG

I have one friend in common in Facebook with a gay porn actor! Dunno what to say!

It's as simple as this

If I never was in a relationship and until now, I never fall in love, all that I have rest for real is my friends. Family? Forget it, that train long passed. If my friends lose trust in me, what do I have left?

It happened!

Konstantinos Argiros

The only reason to listen to greek music.

The last single man

Yes, things are heading that way. Catholic guy is officially in a relationship. Psychologist guy is almost there. H's is in that country, like forever. What's left from me? Just the wish of meeting some hot italian like Julio Capeletti...

OH MY GAYISHHHH: Raoul Bova

"How does Italy do it? And by do it I mean raise some of the hottest and most masculine looking men in the world." This was the question of one of my friend bloggers on the other day.
And I said, I don't know, but I'm going to find out next June :P ITALY here I gooooo
Envy me Bitches..........

In two weeks, B is gonna roll....

I always thought I should have been born in Texas. Finally, I'll have the chance to become a full throat cowboy... :P

OMGAYISH ALERT

I think today I saw the smallest dick in the world.
Yes it is true, a guy in my Gym. I'm not a type of person to stare peoples junks in the locker room, but damn the guy was hot and right in front of me so I couldn't close my eyes.
So all that hotness vanished as soon as I looked down, damn it was small, I almost thought that he was a horny girl with clitoris out, but what makes it even more funnier is the way that he walked and his attitude, typical of a all day "Gymmer" was kind of "Hey look at my abs, yeah" or more like "Look at me Im the king of the Gym"
I though, not with that dick you aren't.

Cute face, perfect body and tiny dick, not at all a good combination.

In order to forget this tiny nightmare I'll give you: Sean Lamont

 

To shave or not to shave?

Big question today. I'm so cutting my hair, but if I shave or not my hair is troubling me. Maybe a third way?