Who's your daddy

Yesterday I saw the most eatable and hunk guy in the world.
No, I'm not crazy. even my boyfriend had to stop to have a clear view of that intense body with a baby attached.
I'm not crazy for children, but when they have a daddy like that, I GO WILD.
Babies are like jewelery, they bring out our good looks. Every guy who has an average look, when we had a baby....POOF he suddenly turns out to be a perfect 10.
From now on bitches, if you see a lost baby, the first thing you are going to ask them is "Who's your daddy?"

 

Dead Gayish

It's been a moister of hell and fucking HELL this few weeks.
I've been working like a slave literally from 8 to late every fucking day since my vacation was over, I mean is this a sick punishment that God is throwing at me just because I'm gay? Not...... It's just the economic crisis, nothing new on this subject.
Today B made a new friend (he will tell you the details) and guess what, HE HAS A TWIN, FUCKING FAN OF BRITNEY SPEARS AND LADY GAGA, STR8 BROTHER.
Does this means that I am closer to conquer my ultimate sexual fantasy ???? NOT

 

 

OH MY GAYISHHHH: Raoul Bova

"How does Italy do it? And by do it I mean raise some of the hottest and most masculine looking men in the world." This was the question of one of my friend bloggers on the other day.
And I said, I don't know, but I'm going to find out next June :P ITALY here I gooooo
Envy me Bitches..........

OMGAYISH ALERT

I think today I saw the smallest dick in the world.
Yes it is true, a guy in my Gym. I'm not a type of person to stare peoples junks in the locker room, but damn the guy was hot and right in front of me so I couldn't close my eyes.
So all that hotness vanished as soon as I looked down, damn it was small, I almost thought that he was a horny girl with clitoris out, but what makes it even more funnier is the way that he walked and his attitude, typical of a all day "Gymmer" was kind of "Hey look at my abs, yeah" or more like "Look at me Im the king of the Gym"
I though, not with that dick you aren't.

Cute face, perfect body and tiny dick, not at all a good combination.

In order to forget this tiny nightmare I'll give you: Sean Lamont

 

GAY GAY GAY

I can't be more Gayish than this.

Today is the day, britney is back with more HOT STUFF

Temptation

So after my hot dream with my friend hot husband, I am being harassed. So on monday, yes Valentines Day I wake up with a sound of a SMS.
"Hey boy, what happen to you, I miss you a lot, the other day i though about you and I got really horny". Well at first I was thinking, a horny SMS, it Marketing GUY (a.k.a Boyfriend). NOT
So it seems that a former "hook up" of mine, saw me on the other day and remember all the "sex" that I can give and wants some cock in his mouth.
So slowly I said, "Sorry I can't drink coffee today, I'm meeting my boyfriend" and the reply was "You still have a boyfriend? Damn I guess you can't fuck me like an animal or could you?
This led me to one question, just because I'm gay does it mean that I should be promiscuous? That i shouldn't be faithful? Of course not. This is in fact one of the reasons that I hate the "common" gay people. Of course that I'm no saint, but that doesn't mean that I should be a "gay slut"
I just replyed to him " You know that I'm no bitch slut", minutes later "Yes I know, thats one of the reason that I really liked you".
No drama here I think.

Dedicated to H

Am I too Gay?

The first time that I though that I was gay was when I was 13. And it's all Britney Spears fault.
I remember pretty well. I heard it for the first time in the summer of 98. It was my song, it got all the moves. I heard it all summer. Until one day, at the end of that summer, some kid call me FAG just because I was singing Britney Spears.
As a result, that kid had a broken arm and leg (no I didn't hit him, I just pushed him and he felt down on some rocks, nothing much) and made me think. AM I GAY just because I liked Britney Spears? (I also liked Cher at that the time, but who didn't?).
Through the years I tried to forget Britney Spears (and Cher) to become a MAN. No man can listen to Pop Music, I started to date girls and I even lost my virginity to one (OMG yes it's sad). But also through the years Britney Spears kept releasing more and more albums and hitting always number one, like she was saying "come to the gay side of the force H".
I was trying to forget the "gay lord" inside of me, until one MTV's VMA show where the gay force was too stronger to resist. MADONNA, BRITNEY & CHRISTINA AGUILERA.
It was at that day that I decided, I'll will not pretend anymore. I am better than this. I'll embrace my "gay lord" and Britney Spears for the rest of my life (and Cher can get a hug also).

So all these years have passed and I am still Gay or should I say a "Man to Man person", and guess what Britney will release a new album. So in conclusion to spot a gay guy in the street, in the elevator or even at your niece's school (someday I'll tell you the story) you just try to ear what he is listening on his Ipod. If it's Britney Spears and he knows Cher, I am pretty shore that he maybe is into cock :P