The first time that I though that I was gay was when I was 13. And it's all Britney Spears fault.
I remember pretty well. I heard it for the first time in the summer of 98. It was my song, it got all the moves. I heard it all summer. Until one day, at the end of that summer, some kid call me FAG just because I was singing Britney Spears.
As a result, that kid had a broken arm and leg (no I didn't hit him, I just pushed him and he felt down on some rocks, nothing much) and made me think. AM I GAY just because I liked Britney Spears? (I also liked Cher at that the time, but who didn't?).
Through the years I tried to forget Britney Spears (and Cher) to become a MAN. No man can listen to Pop Music, I started to date girls and I even lost my virginity to one (OMG yes it's sad). But also through the years Britney Spears kept releasing more and more albums and hitting always number one, like she was saying "come to the gay side of the force H".
I was trying to forget the "gay lord" inside of me, until one MTV's VMA show where the gay force was too stronger to resist. MADONNA, BRITNEY & CHRISTINA AGUILERA.
It was at that day that I decided, I'll will not pretend anymore. I am better than this. I'll embrace my "gay lord" and Britney Spears for the rest of my life (and Cher can get a hug also).
I remember pretty well. I heard it for the first time in the summer of 98. It was my song, it got all the moves. I heard it all summer. Until one day, at the end of that summer, some kid call me FAG just because I was singing Britney Spears.
As a result, that kid had a broken arm and leg (no I didn't hit him, I just pushed him and he felt down on some rocks, nothing much) and made me think. AM I GAY just because I liked Britney Spears? (I also liked Cher at that the time, but who didn't?).
Through the years I tried to forget Britney Spears (and Cher) to become a MAN. No man can listen to Pop Music, I started to date girls and I even lost my virginity to one (OMG yes it's sad). But also through the years Britney Spears kept releasing more and more albums and hitting always number one, like she was saying "come to the gay side of the force H".
I was trying to forget the "gay lord" inside of me, until one MTV's VMA show where the gay force was too stronger to resist. MADONNA, BRITNEY & CHRISTINA AGUILERA.
It was at that day that I decided, I'll will not pretend anymore. I am better than this. I'll embrace my "gay lord" and Britney Spears for the rest of my life (and Cher can get a hug also).
So all these years have passed and I am still Gay or should I say a "Man to Man person", and guess what Britney will release a new album. So in conclusion to spot a gay guy in the street, in the elevator or even at your niece's school (someday I'll tell you the story) you just try to ear what he is listening on his Ipod. If it's Britney Spears and he knows Cher, I am pretty shore that he maybe is into cock :P
If a guy is listening to Brit in the elevator, that is already my gaydar screams so loud, it's insane. If I add Cher to that, I must switch it off...
ReplyDeleteNice post, good reading. ;)