So today I was thinking. What is the biggest dream of all gay people?
Get married? not
Get laid? Sure, but thats easy.
Have kids? Thats a Big NO.
So what's the big dream?
Having sex with the delivery boy of your Pizza? Fuck YA.
well I think everyone has this dream, like B " I HAVE A DREAM that my pizza boy will be hot, and the delivery will turn to a porn scene".
I have the same dream every Wednesday, I hunk delivering my Pizza, but instead, Pizza Hut makes a ugly son of a bitch go to your home and say "that will be $19,50".
This week even my boyfriend said. "Jesus Christ, if it's not an over-fat ugly son of a bitch they send an ugly fat lesbo to kill our sex mood".
I think I'll write a letter to Pizza Hut saying, "Dear Mr Pizza Hut, the gay community wants sex, please in your delivery menus include some deserts like Chocolate Cocks or some mind Blowing Blow-jobs or even some great fit asses.
For ever yours H"
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