Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Meanwhile, I just received an invitation for February 14th



Yeah, it's not a joke. I just received a dinner invitation to Valentine's Day. Unfortunately, it's not from a hunk, but from fellow bachelors who are chronic single men (oh, but there's girls coming. My new muse is going - remind me to talk about her...). Don't ask H what he will be doing this Monday, because it will involve lame boyfriend stuff. Yeah, sorry H, but our readers need to know that I'm the single and available blogger here... And I'm open to new Valentine invitations. Send your CV (cock length is mandatory) and full body pic to our e-mail (on the right)...

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